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31ST ANNIVERSARY OF THE ROCKS & ROLLING RECORDS 5TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL (CD) On February 16 1989, Weird Paul locked his sister in the bathroom with some of his cassettes and paid her a dollar to listen and comment on them. This recording has never been heard before. Includes clips of late 80s Weird Paul songs (including some of the never released song "She's a Nun" from RAMONESYLVANIA). CD includes a bonus track - a never before heard cover of Devo's song "Snowball" that Paul recorded in February 1989. CD runs 26 minutes. $7.00
DOES ANYONE WANT THIS? - 30TH ANNIVERSARY CASSETTE To celebrate 30 years since the release of the fourth Weird Paul studio album in 1989, there are an EXTREMELY limited edition of 30 copies of DOES ANYONE WANT THIS? available on cassette! These are some of the first tapes sold by Weird Paul in almost 15 years and they have been dubbed from the original 1989 master. The tapes are dubbed, stickered and the inserts have been cut, personally by Paul himself. ONE PER CUSTOMER. Outside of US, please email for shipping amount. $9.00SOLD OUT
LIT AF (CD) Weird Paul returns in 2019 with a new CD of 16 songs you won't be able to stop listening to! His 33rd album includes the tracks "Hello Kitty Necklace", "Dome Light", "Dopamine Drop", "Cookies Under Lock & Key", "Uber On Over" and "Tell Me What You Think". This music will light up YOUR life! (release date 7/16, pre-order now and receive BEFORE the release date!). $8.00!
New Weird Paul T-shirts!!
These digitally printed full color shirts feature the cover of the new Weird Paul album "Lit AF"! In black only, so it's lit to the max! Shirts are Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton.
Be sure to indicate the size you want in the notes on Paypal checkout or by email to email@example.com
$18 S, M, L, XL unisex
(E-mail for sizes above XL)
Unisex Lit AF
in S, M, L, XL
THE T-15 TAPES (CD) 30 years ago (November-December 1988), Weird Paul attended The Recording Workshop school in Chillicothe, Ohio. This CD contains recordings that he made there with two other students he housed with in Trailer T-15 in a nearby trailer park. Most of the 80 minutes of material on this CD have never been released before. It includes original versions of future Weird Paul classics like "Tom Ate a Banana", "Whalin' the Shit Out of Guys" and more. It was finally time to make these tapes available for everyone to hear!$7.00
IN CASE OF FIRE THROW THIS IN 25 LIVE CD
-- The Weird Paul Rock Band To celebrate 30 years since the release of the first Weird Paul album in 1987, the 2012 performance of the ENTIRE album by The Weird Paul Rock Band is being released for the first time ever, on CD! You won't believe what these songs sound like, re-imagined by a four piece group of excited musicians, in front of an appreciative audience! $7.00
PEANUT BUTTER RECALL 7" and TURN MY BRAIN OFF 7" vinyl records
What's better than one Weird Paul record? TWO Weird Paul records! Choose one or get both! "Peanut Butter Recall" is backed with "If You Don't Get Naked" on fantabulous orange vinyl and "Turn My Brain Off" is backed with "Look Before You Leap" on awesometastic red vinyl! Get all three currently available records for $19.95! Pick your "add to cart" choice below based on what you desire!
WEIRD PAUL Coloring pages
All new for your entertainment- Three Weird Paul themed coloring pages to print out and color! Includes scenes from the classic songs 'Peanutbutter Recall' and 'What a Meal' with tons of humorous details drawn by Niffer Desmond for hours of coloring fun. A printable 3 page pdf will be sent to you after purchase! Write your best email in notes. $5.00
BEACH BALL 7" vinyl record
You're gonna have fun, fun, fun and all you need is ONE record! The new Weird Paul BEACH BALL 7"! The summer jam of eternity from the album "Still Going Strong" is backed with the song "Someone Put a Spell On My Finger" from the album "Check Me Out Now". Available in a limited edition of random colored vinyl - you will surprised to find out what color YOUR record will be! $7.00
New Weird Paul T-shirts!! These digitally printed full color shirts show Weird Paul's head on TV, just like the real thing! Wear the original Vlogger on Purple or Royal Blue.
Shirts are Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton. Limited supply! Be sure to indicate the size you want in the notes on Paypal checkout!
in S, M, L, XL $18.00
Unisex ROYAL BLUE in S, M, L, XL $18.00
PP2BB -- Weird Paul & Ben Blanchard
Half of the Weird Paul Rock Band are back with their second helping! 18 more songs
to get stuck in your ears and break your brain! Includes "Popcorn Cleanup", "Maybe
You'll Find Some In the Garbage", "Chip Problum", "Robotic Hysterectomy" and
"Fists of Mediocrity"! Who needs H20 when you can have PP2BB! $6.00
THAT IDIOT? --
This DVD is over an hour of "Weird Paul" live 1986-1989.
Highlights of eleven different performances + 15 music videos.
If you enjoy visual excitement...this
is for you!! 105 mins! $8.00
57 BIG END HALOS - Weird Paul & Scott Fry --
The musical maniacs make merry with 18 songs on their first CD! Weird Paul Petroskey and Scott Fry (of Pittsburgh's Scott Fry Experience) bring you "Adults Only" humor from their little world! Includes "Fuck That Bully", "Very Big Bra", "Say It WIth a Condom", "Old Bogart" and "10 Pizzas For Lloyd (From the Naked Lady)". The devil made us do it! $6.00
STILL GOING STRONG --
You've got to stay tough to keep it going for 25 years! Weird Paul brings you 18 more soon-to-be classics in 2013, including "Beach Ball", "If You Don't Get Naked", "Delusions of Grandeur", "Peanut Butter Recall" and "This Guy's Got a Bone Disease". Do you even lift? $8.00
LIVE ON WRCT- 1988-2009
This live CD features 32 songs from 16 different Weird Paul performances on Pittsburgh radio station WRCT. All your favorites from "Lo Fidelity, Hi Anxiety" and much more! Includes 7 songs with Manny Theiner. - $6.00
25 LO-FI YEARS -- 25 YEARS OF WEIRD PAUL
Thick Syrup Records (Little Rock, AR) has released the definitive
25 year retrospective of Weird Paul's music! 36 songs, from 1987's
"(I Stole a) Bunsen Burner" to 4 new songs featuring Jad and David Fair
of Half Japanese! All your favorites in one place - "Tom Ate a Banana",
"My Head's On Fire", "Wine Coolers", "I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese",
"Piece of Meat in the Tang" and many more! Includes some previously
unreleased songs, plus songs never before on CD, like "Sucking Chest
Wound"! Don't delay - buy today! $8.00
LO FIDELITY, HI ANXIETY 20TH ANNIVERSARY REMASTERED EDITION
Paul's classic 1991 album is now once again available! Enjoy the
classics you love - "Tom Ate a Banana", "Acting Like Mel Torme", "What
I'm Gonna Do To You", "Knock People Over", "Piece of Meat in the
Tang", "Gimme Your Lunch Money" and many more! The 25 songs include 2
bonus tracks never before on CD: "Nacho Sin Casa" and "Harangue"!
Remastered and ready to rock your lo-fi world! $8.00
CHECK ME OUT NOW
Weird Paul continues the "xerox rock" with this 2011 release! There are
20 new songs on CHECK ME OUT NOW including "Jolly Rancher (Stuck
In Your Hair)", "We Love To Use the Telephone", "Someone Put a Spell On
My Finger", "I Need Bus Fare" and "Dad is Great"! Check it out - now!
THE ACT OF LOVE -- The Weird
Paul Rock Band
The first full-length release by the Weird Paul Rock Band! 20 songs include
4 never before released tunes ("Hot Water Heater", "May I Sit
on Your Ice Chest", "I.C. Lite and I PBR" and "Take a Dump
on My Jacket".) The other 16 are studio re-recordings of songs from Paul's
prior CD releases, including "I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese", "Cold
Drinks" and "Bowl Cut". $7.00
BAFFLED; PUBLIC AROUSED -- Weird Paul & Ben Blanchard
Two songwriting masterminds team up on this 20 track release! Weird Paul
Rock Band keytardist Ben Blanchard and Weird Paul come up with some of
the catchiest songs yet! Includes "Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner", "The
From Danforth's", "The Cars Were Video Stars", "Nutz, Sluttz
and Butttz" &
"You Can't Use Martial Arts (In Football)". Extra, Extra, Read all
OTHELLO was a band comprised of Weird Paul and his sister, Linda.
This album was originally released on cassette in 1989, now available on CD
for the first time! 19 songs include "Eat Pizza, Go to Jail", "Lie
Detector", "Garbage Pickin" and "I'd Like to See the Brain
PAUL: A LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY - DVD!!
Produced and directed by Chicago filmmaker Stacey Goldschmidt, WEIRD PAUL: A
LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY is an in depth look into a creative life. This is the
story of how Paul's unique humor, do it yourself aesthetic and knack for writing
catchy tunes has inspired so many people, including fellow rockers, aspiring
musicians, artists, Chi-Chi's line cooks and family members. The film includes
interviews with Lou Barlow (Sebadoh), Britt Daniel (Spoon), Calvin Johnson (Beat
Happening), John S. Hall (King Missile), Paul Caporino (M.O.T.O.), Mr HCI (Happy
Flowers), Ethan Buckler (King Kong), Karl Hendricks, Lord Grunge and Jackson
(Grand Buffet), Manny Theiner, plus Paul's family and son, Tristan!
Official selection for the 2006 Chicago Underground and Leeds International film
festivals. 66 minutes. $10.00
HEARD IN MY DREAMS
AS HEARD IN MY DREAMS has 20 songs including "Pot of Macaroni",
"That's Child Abuse", "Take Another Picture of Me", "Devils" and
"Song John Denver Taught Me In a Dream"! Recorded just as they were
NECESSARY has 22 songs including "If You
Choose Rock n Roll", "The Devils in Love", "Robot Armor", "More
Time For MySpace™" and of course, "WINE COOLERS"!!
Feel better today! $6.00
THE REVIEW OF
MN IN THE PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER!!
PAUL: A LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY --
This is the soundtrack of Stacey Goldschmidt's documentary
on Weird Paul. 26 songs include
the 24 that are heard in the movie. Many of the songs have
been previously released on other Weird Paul albums (including
from the no longer available Lo Fidelity Hi Anxiety and
Sucking Chest Wound) and there are also never before released
of 4 songs, acoustic versions of songs only heard in the
movie and the only release of the music video version of "I
Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese"! There are also two bonus
songs not heard in the movie: "I Dropped My Almond Joy
Bar (MySpace version)" and "Human
Eye 2006". The closest youll get to a Weird Paul greatest
hits album! $6.00
COOKIE -- WEIRD
COOKIE is the first release by Weird Paul's (then 6-year
old) son, TRISTAN PETROSKEY! The 25 song CD features
goofy songs, messy noise and occasional back-up music from
Tristans Dad! Titles include "Why Am I an
Butt Song", "Ice Cream Backache", "Veiny Head", "Rock'n
the death metal-esque "Why Does the Stag Beetle Eat the
a Roky Erickson cover! This is a non-profit release -
all proceeds go straight to Tristan's college fund! Produced
by WEIRD PAUL!
ALBUM LENGTH WEIRD PAUL PETROSKEY RELEASES: CDsTAPES
PUNCH YOU! --2004
CD release from Weird Paul features the Mad Baby on the cover,
ready to knock your teeth out! 22 tracks
featuring "Beinhauer Mortuary", "Stain Stick", "Do It, Damnit" and "We
Love Computers". Don't you like it? No? Why not? - $6.00
MESS OF WEIRD PAUL -- Paul
has written or co-written nearly 600 songs, but only part
of that vast catalog has been released. Now,
here are 27 more tunes that span the last 20 years! Mostly
outtakes from various recording sessions, the tunes span
all sorts of style and quality! Includes never-before heard
tracks like "Shark in the Bathtub", "I Wish I Was Dead", "I
Cover My Eyes" and "Pastaroni". Pick through the mess! $6.00
-- "2001" has 24 tracks!
Featuring Weird Paul favorites like "Car Wreck (Cake)", "Kiss
Me Monster", "I Got Drunk at Chuck
E. Cheese", "X Says Kzzz" and "Where are My Colored Pencils?" Its
what you've been waiting for - new music for a new century!
THE DAME THAT DROVE ME NUTS -- Finally
after three and a half years, Paul did a cassette in 99!
The 25 songs include "S & M
Jen", "My Cat Eats Moths", "Try the Christmas Drink!", "My Midget
Makes Me Mad" and "I Feel Like Im Gonna Cry, But I Feel Kind
of Happy"! The production quality overall is excellent! The first
of two Paul Petroskey releases (without the "Weird"). Still
Weird, though! $6.00
BLAZING BULKHEADS -- In
1996, Paul put together a 4 piece band, which played 6 shows
the next year, when they broke
up all too early. These are the only recordings of "The Blazing
Bulkheads"! Hear "I Dropped My Almond Joy Bar", "Look! I'm
in Love", "Fun Guy With Fungi", "I Shouldn't've Bought This
plus 20 more on this tape (some are older Weird Paul songs
played by a real band!). Rock & roll that delivers! $6.00
PROLIFERATION OF MATTER -- There
sure is a lot of stuff in the world! Where does it all come
from? Hard to say, but Paul
wants to do his part, so he's put out yet another tape! 27
new songs include "Human Eye", "I Got Fired From Silo", "Night
Shift" and "Miss
Sunny Head". Bring some more matter into your life! $6.00
SLED EVER -- 1995
finally brought Paul's first full length original release
LO FIDELITY, HI ANXIETY. You can
tell its gonna be great right away from the picture of the
old woman on a sled! 26 new songs feature "Emergency", "Disgusting
Fish", "Cold Drinks", "Small Cash Prize" and "The Mad Bomber"!
Best ever? You decide! $6.00
LAST TAPE -- These
are the last songs recorded before Paul died. The first ones
ever to be recorded on four-track.
of joy and pain (mostly pain) include: "Geraldo Made Me Kill", "I
Drank Barium", "Free Innoculations Today" and "Shoot Me Now".
1990 Weird Paul. $6.00
ANYONE WANT THIS? -- Not
really. But Paul will try anything. This 1989 release
has 32 great songs
Robber", "Two Xtra Dogs", Bono Bono Mono", "You Can Own Your
Own Home" and "Stop Spitting in the Rug". Truly the most! $6.00
I BLOW MY A-B-Cs -- Now
on CD! The third release, featuring "Bongo-core" from
his band Ed (a-go-go). 26 songs (one for each letter of
the alphabet) include "Airport", "Butthead", "Tom Ate a Banana", "Whalin'
the Shit Out of Guys" and "Used To Bullseye Whomprats". $6.00
CASE OF FIRE THROW THIS IN -- The
best selling of all Paul's homemade albums. First album from
1987. 32 songs include "(I
Stole a) Bunsen Burner", "Chunk", "Simulated Wood", "My Father's
Toe", "Bowl Cut" and "I Refuse to Pick Up the Grass". $6.00
THAT IDIOT? --
This videotape is over an hour of "Weird Paul" live 1986-1989.
Highlights of eleven different performances + 15 music videos.
If you enjoy visual excitement...this
is for you!! 105 mins! $8.00
" Weird Paul is the most amazing human being I've ever seen"
Rich Schuler (of the band King Kong),
after watching WHO'S
BULKHEADS LIVE -- See
Paul Petroskey & The Blazing
Bulkheads live in a concert performance from August 1997!
Includes the music video for "The Thing With Two Heads".
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